Sato: The food on this ship isn't fit for animals! That mangy pet of yours would probably taste better. You can either take me home, or find a new chef, it's that simple! Oh, something else: I want new quarters.
Archer: Is that so?
Sato: For one thing, my room is too small! There are plasma conduits running across the ceiling. It's noisy, it keeps me up all night!
Archer: Maybe you'd sleep better in the Cargo Bay.
Sato: What did you say to me?
Archer: This is a starship, not a luxury liner! If you're not satisfied with the accomodations, we can leave you behind in a shuttlepod! Maybe you'll have better luck with whoever picks you up! And if you don't like Chef's food, don't eat it! From the looks of things, you should probably skip the dessert table while you're at it!
Sato: That was a nice touch.
Archer: I can't believe I'm supposed to speak to their ambassador like that.
Sato: Tellarites always have a lithany of complaints. It's how they start arguments with people they've just met.
Archer: Even if they have nothing to complain about?
Sato: In that case, they will just insult you. Whatever they say, you have to respond in kind, otherwise they'll take offence.
Archer: A species that actually thrives on arguing. They probably make good politicians. Thanks for the dry run.
Sato: Sir! I wasn't kidding about Porthos.
Archer: You think he's mangy?
Sato: No. But you might want to keep him out of sight. Tellarites consider canines something of a, um, delicacy.
Babel One | 1.37MB

Sato: It's not polite to stare, commander.
Precious Cargo | 33K

Sato: Oh and I'm out of carrots.
Stewart: There are 25 people--
Sato: CARROTS!
Singularity | 58K

Sato: Anyway it's the things you can't see that I'd worried about.
Reed: Like those bore worms.
Tucker: Bore worms?!
Sato: Apparently they crawl into your ear to lay their eggs. Have a nice night!
Rogue Planet | 280K

Merryweather: We've got 50 thousand movies in the database, there must be something worth watching!
Sato: You could always read a book.
Cold Front | 157K

Malcom: I hope he's not planning to show them the armory.
Sato: Don't worry Lieutenant, they didn't look like the types who go around stealing military secrets.
Cold Front | 157K

Tucker: I'm not letting them take my wife!
Ferengi: Wife? She's not the one with the pointy ears is she?
Tucker: No, her name is Hoshi, and you're going to keep your filthy hands off her.
Acquisition | 187K

Sato: He's unavailable at the moment, can I take a message?
Sopek: I want to know where that shuttlepod is going.
Sato: What shuttlepod is that?
Shadows of P'Jem | 141K

Sato: Ummm, [speaks to Phlox in his native language]?
Phlox: I believe the word you're searching for is dating.
Dear Doctor | 286K

Sato: Look, I didn't come all this way to get crushed in atmosphere of some anonymous gas giant. Loading ports 1 through 6.
Sleeping Dogs | 186K

Sato: Well, at least we know they're bipeds.
Reed: What gives you that idea?
Sato: The ladder.
Fight or Flight | 108K

Sato: Dinner in the messhall can lack a certain personal touch, I have a hotplate in my quarters.
Reed: That's very flattering, I'm just not sure it would be appropriate
Sato: What do you mean?
Reed: Well, um, we work together, and uh, it just might be a little awkward.
Silent Enemy | 616K

Sato: If there was anyone else who can do what I do, you wouldn't want me on your spaceship.
Broken Bow | 87K

Sato: Pon farr mirran.
Broken Bow | 27K

Sato: I'm on leave from Starfleet, remember? You would have to forceably recall me, which would require a reprimand, which would disqualify me from serving on an active vessel.
Archer: I need someone with your ear.
Sato: And you'll have her, in three weeks.
Broken Bow | 280K